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Now that you have a furry and a foundation, it's time to dig. You have some idea about why they are funny, or you may even completely know. Regardless, you need to gather evidence of them being a tard because they are the content, not the narrative y... more Now that you have a furry and a foundation, it's time to dig. You have some idea about why they are funny, or you may even completely know. Regardless, you need to gather evidence of them being a tard because they are the content, not the narrative you craft. So how do we gather content?

From that first social media profile where you discovered this potential cow you got a username (possibly links to a few other profiles/usernames/real name) Take this information and google it. The first few pages will generally have all their social media, and the rest will be aggregator trash, but sometimes you can find something good there. Just open everything up as a new tab and scan each tab to see if its empty, trash or someone unrelated. Repeat this for all the usernames you got on them and their real name if you have it. Also, check sites like babyfur.me, fetlife and f-list that don't show up in google searches. Archive all of their profiles for posterity.

Begin scanning these profiles and using the website's search engine to find examples of them being a furry lolcow. If they are a lolcow, this won't be hard. If they're not a cow, just a weirdo, this may be difficult and to find funny shit will take time. In this case, you may want to just throw them in a general thread. Everything that you find that is funny, cap it. If possible archive it. Cows will delete their shit.

Make your thread. Start with a few sentences introing the cow. Then break down the reasons and give proof with your caps and archives. You shouldn't have to say too much in any instance. The cow does the talking in the evidence you collected. End your thread with the list of their social media links and archives.


If you need any help with any of this, feel free to reach out to people who have crafted funny and informative OPs in the past.

Lumin City (real name likely Casey Chen or Ken Chen) has somehow managed to repulse nearly every furry he’s encountered, both online and in person. With just 1,300 YouTube subscribers, Lumin serves as proof that you don’t need to fuck a dog, scam a c... more Lumin City (real name likely Casey Chen or Ken Chen) has somehow managed to repulse nearly every furry he’s encountered, both online and in person. With just 1,300 YouTube subscribers, Lumin serves as proof that you don’t need to fuck a dog, scam a charity, or brag about grooming kids to be universally hated among furries. If you know Patrick Tomlinson, famous for calling every critic a “stalker child”, you’re halfway there. But if you’re wondering what an actual stalker child looks like? Meet Lumin.
Lumin first caught my attention in 2021 after furries started complaining about his behavior at a con. I considered writing something then but held off because he was a minor at the time. Fast-forward two years: he’s now of age, and his behavior has only gotten worse. Creepier. More public. So, it’s finally time to document it.
For this OP, I’ve focused on incidents backed by logs, screenshots, or archived posts. Much of Lumin’s behavior happens in places with limited visibility (DMs, meetups, IRL drama) so this one took more digging than usual. But what I’ve uncovered still offers a solid pile of 24-karat lolcow potential.

Hola mis kiwi amigos! Meet @FakeAFClausMystery / Claudio Castañeda, a sub 80 IQ bean nigger Mexican retard. Our hombre Claudio here can't breathe on account of his tracheal tube, but he also cannot protect his anonymity online and is another example ... more Hola mis kiwi amigos! Meet @FakeAFClausMystery / Claudio Castañeda, a sub 80 IQ bean nigger Mexican retard. Our hombre Claudio here can't breathe on account of his tracheal tube, but he also cannot protect his anonymity online and is another example of an OPsec disaster and why if you're interested in signing up to this forum, you should make sure to actually read the fucking registration warning and properly lurk the forum. Aside from being a tube breathing retard with zero OPsec who tried making a PA request against random furries, Claudio is also a "former" furry with a seething hatred of "european americans", is an author of cub fur fiction and posted disgusting furry porn on his e621 account, thinks that calling him a retard is "friendly fire", as if he was a core member of this community despite only registering a couple of days before being outed, and is a fan of Synthetic Man. Prior to being discovered on Kiwi Farms, Claudio was a known retard and Nintendo sperg with a long online history in the Latin American YouTube sphere, where he would sperg out at low ratings, negative comments and summon Personal Armies against his enemies, who covered him in Loquendo TTS rant videos. It seems the real "Claus Mystery" is how someone could be this fucking retarded.
As such, a young and lonely Claudio would turn to the Internet to deal with his loneliness. Claudio was an early adopter to the Internet, as when he was around 13, he would make a (now deleted) YouTube channel called "Yayofangamer" where he would upload extremely autistic Mario fangame videos with his Yayofangamer OC character.


It is also early on in this time that Claudio's autism would begin to show. Most of the videos Claudio made on his channel were either SMG4 styled videos or walkthroughs and tutorials, usually with horrible English. Claudio would get irrationally angry at people 1 staring his YouTube videos, and he would request Personal Armies against his those who did so. Claudio quickly became a target of bullying by the "Loquendo" LATAM YouTube sphere. Loquendo is Text-to-Speech software that was used by many Latin American YouTubers to make videos due to lacking access to a proper mic. Several loquendero rant videos were made about Claudio as well by other Spanish speaking LATAM YouTubers such as DevilVega, krillinfan, Gonzabomberman, SheikahSheik, PapelLuigi, and JehennaIsHere. A 150K sub verified channel called DavuuWart even took a shit on Claudio.

If you want to dig for deleted FurAffinity images or see images uploaded there without an account, you can use the Onion archive at https://vj5pbopejlhcbz4n.onion.link/fa/(username here)/ . So for example if you wanted to look at Dragoneer's profile,... more If you want to dig for deleted FurAffinity images or see images uploaded there without an account, you can use the Onion archive at https://vj5pbopejlhcbz4n.onion.link/fa/(username here)/ . So for example if you wanted to look at Dragoneer's profile, the link would be https://vj5pbopejlhcbz4n.onion.link/fa/dragoneer/ .

One more tip I'd like to add is that just about every big furry site such as Furaffinity or Inkbunny requires an account to even view anything marked NSFW, and profiles can be marked as "Members Only". You will need to make an account to dig for content on these sites, however making an account is extremely easy. If a profile has been disabled, you will need to use the onion site to find content that was originally posted there.

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